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| There is one housekeeping item that must be posted first and foremost. The first NASCAR event that I attended was in April of 2002. I told Jim that it was the best event that I had personally witnessed, and he finally decided to give it a try in 2005. This speaks volumes...and since this is a blog dedicated to being his nemesis...I would've been remiss not to include that. :o)
Now onto the meat and potatoes...I am so looking forward to the NASCAR race this year. It promises to be a party to end all parties...and any way you slice it, I'm up for that. Then there is this degree that I apparently hold in the Hillbilly arts. I can put just about anyone to shame when it comes to that. Growing up on a farm, and graduating from a school where there were only 23 people in my class will do that to a girl. (This leads into the "Yall8yet" part of the title that is discussed a paragraph down.) Beer, bring it on...boobs...did I mention that I was bringin my own beer too? If my friend Jim wants to exploit women at the races, he can, just not this one (or two, if we're talking about the twins). Not that I'm completely against exploiting women....it's all about a woman's right to choose. If she chooses to be exploited, then I say go for it. That being said, if you would like to show me yours, I MAY be inclined to reward you justly...but only if I'm bored, and you're lucky...honestly, it depends on my mood. This hillbilly party promises to be the rockinest one around.
Finally, the grand finale...I know that you've all be hanging on for this part. "Yall8yet". This is the complete and total justification of my holding a diploma in the Hillbilly arts. Jim knows EXACTLY what I mean when I say this, and henceforth, you must figure out what it means to get your colors from Hillbilly U. Let me just say...I was young and rather inexperienced in the ways of the world. What is a young Hillbilly to do?
That's all for now. Tata and "SeeyaatdimdereRaces!"
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| Ode to the blog!
Here's to you and here's to me;
The truth I try to speak, as you shall see.
To the end of the beginning and the beginning of the end;
Spare me endless babble and with you I will contend.
Not so much to play a devilish advocate as one may assume;
But to give another side of the story and also some breathing room.
If democracy is what makes this nation great;
then hear me roar or at least just sit and wait.
In this forum, "Why here?" I hear you say;
Because I can express my views at the end of each day.
No other place, to me, the right can afford;
The chance to talk to my heart's accord.
Find me another place so handy;
And you shall be rewarded with the most wonderful candy.
More to come soon, that's all for now.
Mel
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